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Siri... Do Ants Have Balls? Hoodie | Steveism
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Siri… Do Ants Have Balls? Hoodie | Steveism

$35.97 – $42.77Price range: $35.97 through $42.77

Some questions change everything. Others should never be asked.

Featuring Steve’s unforgettable “Siri… Do Ants Have Balls?” quote, this cozy hoodie is perfect for readers who love the humor of The Protectors Series. Comfortable, warm, and guaranteed to start conversations, it’s a must-have for every Warrior fan.

Inspired by the world of The Protectors Series by Teresa Gabelman, New York Times, USA Today, and Amazon Bestselling Author.

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Description

Some questions change everything. Others should never be asked.

Then there’s Steve.

Inspired by one of the funniest Steveisms from The Protectors Series, the “Siri… Do Ants Have Balls?” hoodie is guaranteed to get laughs wherever you go. Whether you’re a longtime Warrior fan or simply appreciate off-the-wall humor, this hoodie is the perfect way to share one of Steve’s unforgettable moments.

Soft, warm, and made for everyday comfort, it’s perfect for cool evenings, book signings, coffee runs, or relaxing with your next favorite read. Just be prepared… someone is going to ask where you got it.

Inspired by the world of The Protectors Series by Teresa Gabelman, New York Times, USA Today, and Amazon Bestselling Author.

Product Features

  • 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz./yd.²) for warmth and everyday comfort
  • Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawstring
  • Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
  • High-quality DTF & DTG printing with optional embroidery placement
  • Tubular knit construction with no side seams and a tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Tumble dry on medium
  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry clean
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed

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