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Siri... Do Ants Have Balls? T-Shirt | Steveism
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Siri… Do Ants Have Balls? T-Shirt | Steveism

$16.47 – $25.03Price range: $16.47 through $25.03

Some questions change everything. Others should never be asked.

Featuring Steve’s unforgettable “Siri… Do Ants Have Balls?” quote, this soft, comfortable t-shirt is perfect for readers who love the humor of The Protectors Series. Guaranteed to start conversations and get a laugh wherever you wear it.

Inspired by the world of The Protectors Series by Teresa Gabelman, New York Times, USA Today, and Amazon Bestselling Author.

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Description

Some questions change everything. Others should never be asked.

Then there’s Steve.

Inspired by one of the funniest Steveisms from The Protectors Series, the “Siri… Do Ants Have Balls?” t-shirt is guaranteed to get laughs wherever you go. Whether you’re a longtime Warrior fan or simply appreciate Steve’s unforgettable sense of humor, this shirt is the perfect way to share one of the series’ most hilarious moments.

Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear whether you’re heading out, relaxing at home, or meeting up with fellow readers. Just be prepared… someone is going to ask where you got it.

Inspired by the world of The Protectors Series by Teresa Gabelman, New York Times, USA Today, and Amazon Bestselling Author.

Product Features

  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight, all-day comfort
  • Classic unisex fit with a versatile crew neckline
  • Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort
  • Reinforced shoulders with twill tape for lasting durability
  • Ribbed-knit collar helps maintain its shape
  • Ethically made using US-grown cotton
  • Heather and Sport Grey colors feature durable cotton/poly blends

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not bleach
  • Iron inside out on low heat if needed

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